BONE UNIT TEAM SHIRT - "We will gladly feast on the bones of thooose who would subdue us" isn't just our team motto splayed across a shirt back, it is a really cool Latin line from The Addams Family movie. The front logo displays nicely in the -V- of a standard competition singlet and lets everyone see what team your lifting for. No matter where you live, you can register as a Bone Unit team member through USA Weightlifting. Or you could start a powerlifting team through USA Powerlifting or any other governing body and use these as your team shirts. You could even just wear one just because you like the shirt.
Heavy weight black cotton shirts with red and gray print on front
I'm currently out of these. There are some still available over at the Aasgaard Company Store. They take credit cards.
MY HEAD WON'T EXPLODE - Ah, yes. A brilliant mother she is too. Shhe understands that if you perform the Valsalva maneuver when you squat heavy, cerebrovascular transmural pressure actually goes down thus reducing the risk of a cerebrovascular incident (bet you did not know that this has been understood since the 1940s). So listen to Mom, at least this one, not your local pin setter or a personal trainer or any other "health and wellness expert", they probably have not actually studied the anatomy and physiology of weight training. Of course you do not have to trust us either but you can look it up ... Hamilton, W., Woodbury, R., and Harper, H. Arterial, cerebrospinal, and venous pressures in man during cough and strain. American Journal of Physiology, 141:42-50, 1944.
Heavy weight black cotton shirts with red and gray print on front.
I just ran out of these. There are some still available over at the Aasgaard Company Store.
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DECLARATION OF ARBROATH - In this politically charged season we allll should remember that liberty is the issue, not a metaphorical glass ceiling or any other "first". In 1320 AD the remaining Scottish chieftains penned the Declaration of Arbroath, basically stating very boldly that liberty and freedom was worth a fight to the death. This shirt was designed for a vendor at the Southwest Missouri Celtic Heritage Festival. There are still a few left. The vendor ran through their stock in a day and a half so I'll probably have these reprinted in mid-October. So if you want a specific size other than traditional SM, MD, LG and XL, just let me know beforehand.
Heavy weight black cotton shirts with white gryffin on front and the quote from the declaration "It is not for glory or riches or honours that we fight, but only for liberty, which no good man will consent to lose but with his life" laid over a Claymore in gray-scale on back. I have 1 SM, 3 MD, 1 LG, and 1 XXL remaining.
MY THERAPIST - Exercise soothes the savage soul ... and a heavy lift gives you a great opportunity to release all that pent up frustration, emotion, or whatever you are feeling without hurting anyone. And anyone who has spent any serious time under the bar knows that a new PR produces a profound anti-depressent effect. In the words of Henry Rollins "the Iron is the all-knowing perspective giver". We think that combined, those things make a barbell a great psychological therapeutic intervention. You might be crazy or maybe you are perfectly sane, it does not matter, you can still tell everyone what makes you feel better by wearing this shirt.
Heavy weight gray cotton shirts with black print on front in sizes SM, MD, LG, XL, XXL
SPECIAL PRICING - This
one is $15 including shipping to you.
SURF IRELAND - The best big wave ride in 2007 was done off the coast of Ireland and "normal" surfing has taken off nationwide. This is another shirt done for a vendor at the Southwest Missouri Celtic Heritage Festival. They wanted something other than a typical Irish novely t-shirt you see at Celtic gatherings and Rennaisance Festivals.
Heavy weight sand-tan
shirt with black gryffin on front and a full-color Celtic cross surfboard
flanked by the major surf spots along the Irish coastline on back. Available
in youth large, SM, MD, LG, XL, and XXL.
THE GOOD DEAL - Buy three shirts and I'll give you one of these free.
When we go to the gym, we do not make excuses for anything. You missed a couple workouts because work got in the way? Well then, you suck at time management, fix it. You missed a PR lift and its not your fault why? No, the weight was just too f__ing heavy, train harder and smarter. And we do not whine about that stuff either, we just load the bar, get under it, and train ... then life gets better.
Heavy weight white cotton shirts with black print on front in sizes SM, MD, LG, XL, XXL
